Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I received the following letter and after much thought decided that being offered such an incredible offer deserved a response.




--- On Fri, 7/18/08, DESMAON EYADEMA wrote:

From: DESMAON EYADEMA
Subject: MY SINCERE REQUEST.
To:
Date: Friday, July 18, 2008, 2:26 PM

Sincere Request:

Dear Sir/Madam.


I am sure that the receipt of this mail will be of utmost
blessing to you. However sorry to marvel you a bit and
take some of your time in going through
this unpredicted letter of entreaty for your forbearing and
facilitation.


I want to use this opportunity to introduce myself well to
you, I am DESMOND EYADEMA,The Ex late PRESIDENT SON OF TOGO,
I call you in respect of my consignment boxes in NEW YORK,
which I want you to assist me and stand as my
foreign beneficiary to receive my fund over there in
the United State of America ,this fund am writing you about is
USD$8.5million which my late father lodged in a
SECURITY COMPANY for me and my mother, and Mr. John Ascot who
was suppose to receive this consignment in U.S.A ,Was
demanding for 50% which I and my mother did not agree on for
any reason, that was why we have to stop the delivery to him.


MY Request,
I hereby seek your consent to stand as Beneficiary to the siad
funds, I will give you 20% from the total fund involved for
your assistance, because that was the former agreement we
had with our foreign partner. Mr. John Ascot before he
later change is mind because of his greed that is why I and
my mother put a stop to the delivery to him

I hereby give you warranty that this covenant will be
consummated with all total repute to all statutory pecking
order that will protect you from any fissure of all existing
charter. I hereby guarantee you that all necessary
credentials/information and legal documents required will be
made available to you and to legally equipped your claim to
this funds.

Kindly get back to with your full personal data's including
your telephone numbers to enable US discuss the necessary
modalities.

Thank you in anticipation for your positive response.

Yours Sincerely.
Desmond Eyadema



What follows is my response to the sincerity of Desmond
Eyadema.

Thank you for your offer to marvel me a bit. However,
of late it seems my life is full of marvels.

I would love to be able to help you; however, it seems I
have won both the Australian and the British lotteries.
This is really rather amazing since I never entered those
lotteries, so you can imagine my surprise at such wonderful
news. It also seems that I am an heir of some man I never
knew existed. Although my father would be the next of
kin, yet again it seems fortune is smiling on me and all sorts
of people who would normally be in line before me to inherit
such an amazing amount of money have been ignored so that I
could inherit this sizable sum.

Further, there is this woman in Africa who sincerely needs my
help since she is a childless widow. Without an heir she needs
my help to deal with all the countless riches left to her that
she needs to get out of Africa. It is so sad about her husband
being killed by terrorists in Afghanistan.

Finally I've also been contacted by this man in China who
desperately needs my help to move funds out of China for our
mutual benefit.

So, as you can see with all this I am incredibly busy and
cannot spare the time. However, I am sure that with the way
things have been lately I will be offered a similar
opportunity later on ~ perhaps even tomorrow.

1 comment:

Heather Anne said...

Hey Seadreamer - I love getting these kinds of letters - they really tickle my funny bone for some reason! Since I am wealthy beyond measure in 'riches' that will be stored for me in heaven until the day I am called home, I have very little need to buy into such a scheme - but I think sadly of all of those who do - and loose much more than just money.

I'm glad you got to see the children up close and in person! I am missing them terribly, of course, but enjoying the quiet! Getting a few things checked off of my list too! I am loving all the 'dates' my Historian and I are packing in - we even did dinner and a movie on the weekend - it's been many many years!

My plan for this a.m. was to recover the piano bench but I can't get the old fabric off - whoever recovered it last used enough tiny wee staples to keep it on forever! I'll have to wait on my strong man to get home and yank that fabric off - so on to the next project!

I keep thinking of you and your furniture finishing skills - I need to re-invent at least three things and I am too chicken to give it a try! Have you been doing any pieces lately?

I must keep on - my time is running out quickly!